#025: Pikachu

Pikachu is the finest achievement of Catalan culture.

Yep, this is pretty fucking obscure.

#353: Shuppet

The name “Shuppet” is a contraction of “Shut up you fucking irritating Muppet”, a nickname given to it by Jim Henson in the early days of the Muppet Show.

Despite being a favourite of the cast, the character polled as the viewers’ least favourite after the second pilot episode in 1975. As a result, “Shuppet” (as he became known) was dropped from the pitch for the more successful version of the show that begain airing in 1976.

Since the day Shuppet was told of his viewers’ feelings, he has harboured a deep resentment for Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other well-loved characters of the Muppet Show. According to sources, Shuppet has repeatedly approached Gonzo and offered to purchase up to 100kg of dynamite. The Muppet Show cast are reported to be assisting the police with their enquiries.

#162: Furret

…this is the best of things.

#387: Turtwig

Turtwig (23 August 1946 – 7 September 1978) was an Sinnohese musician, best known for being the drummer of the Sinnohese rock group The Who. He gained acclaim for his exuberant and innovative drumming style, and notoriety for his eccentric and often self-destructive behaviour, earning him the nickname “Turtwig the Loon”. Turtwig joined The Who in 1964. He played on all albums and singles from their debut, 1964’s “Zoot Suit”, to 1978’s “Who Are You”, which was released three weeks before his death.

Turtwig was known for dramatic, suspenseful drumming—often eschewing basic back beats for a fluid, busy technique focused on fast, cascading rolls across the toms, ambidextrous double bass drum work and wild cymbal crashes and washes. He is mentioned in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as one of the greatest of all rock and roll drummers, and was posthumously inducted into the Rock Hall as a member of The Who in 1990.

Turtwig’s legacy, as a member of The Who, as a solo artist, and as an eccentric personality, continues to garner awards and praise, including a Rolling Stone readers’ pick placing him in second place of the magazine’s “best drummers of all time” in 2011, nearly 35 years after his death.

Turtwig led a very destructive lifestyle. He laid waste to hotel rooms, the homes of friends and even his own home, throwing furniture out of high windows and setting fire to buildings. It has been estimated that his destruction of hotel toilets and plumbing ran as high as UK£300,000 (US$500,000). These destructive acts, often fuelled by drugs and alcohol, were Turtwig’s way of expressing his eccentricity; he enjoyed shocking the public with them. In Turtwig’s biography, longtime friend and personal assistant Torchic, observed: “He (Turtwig) would do anything if he knew that there were enough people around who didn’t want him to do it.”

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̳͕ͫͬ̑̿͂̈́̈́ͤ̃G̫̣̣͓̫͖̓̋͘͠͡ê̸̟̬͓͙̝͙̗̭̊ͧͣ͗̐̀n̶̴̩̖̖̫͎̘̥̋ͅĝ̡̤͎̄ͩ̽ͮͪ̋͘͘ȧ̧͙͎͋ͩ̀͑͟r̬̖̈́ͤ̉ͣ̚̕͡͡ ̷̺͖̬̻̗̲̺̏ͯ̃̎͆̉ͭi̧̭͂̌͜͞s̙͈̤͍͈̯͉ͯͬ̾ͦ̎̽ͩ̓̀͠ ̷̰̰͎̘̜̘ͨͭͦa̯͍ͤ̂ ̡ͭ̊ͪͭ͗̃͂̓ͯ͘͏͓͉͙̖d̶̗̗͍̝̫͎͑͂̅̐͋̕͞a̰ͯ̋ͭ̏̒̐ͭ̔̀r͈͖̳̩̉ͧͣ̚k̴̤̤̫̤͉̰̲̘͙̅́̊̔̓ͭ̋̒ ̶̲͎͇͎̱̩̦͔ͮͤͤ̾̾̋̓ͅp̉̾̓́̍͂͏̺̖̼͘͡ủ̟̩̹͍̩̀̌̕ṙ̭͖͕̣͚̲̺̣̚͝p̡̭̟̗̰̭̂̿̓͆̋͝ḽ̸͇̱͕̬̿̉͌̆̎̇̾ͅe̴̶̷̘ͪ̽̂̃̊̓̚̚,͉̪̞̣͓̦ͧ ̡̓̈́ͭ͏̩̞͔͚͙̺̦̳f̶͓̜̍̊̓̚ư͈̮̣̠̱̦͖̻ͩ̓ͮ̐̄̐̀ȓ̢͉̱͙̠͈͌̐ͨ̄ͦ͂ͣr̴͉͎̟̤̫̦̻͚͚̋̀͐̅͌̋̉͟͡e̩̱̦͂ͧ̐̊ͩ͌͌̏͢d̷̹̬̦͗ͬͪͬ͟ ͍̱̞͓͔̣̹̓͋͒̐͑̀̚͢P̵̹͚̹̜͍͍͕̪ͮ̽̇o͗̂̎҉̩͕̻̬̱̰͉̘͎k̜̰̭ͭ̆ͥͨͬ̋̕é̖͖̖̝̠̟͂͌͌̆̊̒͟͝ͅͅṁ͚͖͇̄͐̓̓͌̇̓͠͠oͫ̍ͦ̂͟͏͏̰̟n̯̯͎̫͕̒ͮ̃̔͢ ̶͓̫̮͍̤̩̤̤̒͒̐͒͠w͇͍̟̍͞i̛̱͈͇̰̾ͭ̽t̡̬̟̯̩ͥ̓̇̐ͫh͓̱̥̜̊ͪ́͘͝ ̸͎̖̙̤̲̩̆̿̈ͦ̋̕͢a̧̢̘̲͚̘͚̪̞̻͚ͦ̒̽̚͠ ͌̐̿̈́̽͏̣̹͢ř̘̥ͪ͒̄́͢o̥͊͆͐̃͊̓͋̀̀ū͖̖̳ͦ̃͌͆ͨṅ͎̥̫̟̲̖̱̥̹͗̽ͩ̏͘͞d̟͕͌ͧ͋i̯͍̩̠̹̘̘̔ͅs͚̰̞̓̎ͤ̚͢͜ͅh̵͙͇̬ͩ̔ͪ͗͊͢ ̧ͭͤͥ͆̂ͫͣ̄҉̩̝̠̟̮̦b͓̰̱̤ͧͥ̔ͭͣ͂͗ͨ̋ǒ̳̘̥̮͒ͮ͌ͣͯ́ͤ͋͘̕͟d̗̺̦̿ͤͯẏ̑̚҉͏̳̯͎͍͕̝̳̯̼̕.̮̃̏͞ ̛̭͖̜̖͎͌̿̅͋ͣ̒͠G̝̜͙͓͕ͥͮ̃̍̚e̩̝̯͍ͩ͑ͦ̄̽͂̿͛n̢̺ͮ̈́͊̑̌ͦ́ģ̺͕ͮͪͬ͐͂̃ͮ͢a̝͚̳̤̩͙̣͉̅r̷͕̮͖̲̳̽̑ͥͤ̀ͮ͋̀́’̷̟͇̖̲̩̾̓̒̀͡s͈̹̔̐̒̓ ̛̟̔ͯͫͦ̌̄h̡̞̯ͩ̀̃ͫ͛́a̼̮̖̹̦̰͉͛ͥ̇͢ͅn͖̙͎̓ͫ̃͘d̷͉͉̟̟͛ͥ͊̉ͣ́̓̚s̼̦̠̞͛ͭͯ͊͑͐̈̕ ̠͙̳̰͂͋̀͋ͯ̓̃͠n͉̝͚̒̓̅͋̅̽̽̌ȏ̼̙͉̗͆̀wͭ͗ͥ͑͆̏҉̪͓̞ ̦̂ͤ́͛́̚͞c̖̟̩̟̠͓̦̾ͫ̒̒͝ơ̷̫̦̫̞͍̗̜̬͋ͬͧͣ́ͣ̐͒ņ̺̹͇̙̪̐̎̈́̓̓ṇ̸̪̭̮̈́͆̊ͥ̈̑̎ͬe͙͔͚̦̲͚̟̩ͪ͋ͭ̃̎̑͆ͥ̓͜͝ͅç͙̻ͮ̈́̓͂̋ͯ̀͝t̺ͫ͛̽̆͒ͯ̈ͣ͜ ̵̛͈̖̔̏̓̊ͧ̄̾͒̊͟ͅt̴̥̤̦̰̪͍̤͔̾ͦ͛̄̊ő̯̙̟̻̫͙͖ͮ̒̽̒̃̂̕̕ ̤̘̮̍͛ͯ́t̵͓̤͑̌̉̿̆͘h͛̍ͫ̿ͪ̆͏͙̠̻̹̩̩ẽ̵̠̗̫̦̮̫ͨ̊͊͐͐͘͝ ̺͍̙͚̟͆̃ͫͪͯ̃ͥ̐̆ͅrͫ̏̈́ͫ̆ͣ̓̊҉̡̰͖̪̦͝e̢̛̫͉͇̰͔̖̜͓̘̍̂̃͐ͤ̒ͤ͐́s̶͍̩̪̯͎̟̺̺̄͊̈̇́̆̕ť͈͖̠̪͎̒͘ ͙͔̹̹̦͍̪̏ͅoͧ̎ͧ҉̩͚̠̖͓̼f̢̖̰̖̼̂ͬ͌̆̏̌ ̵̱̯̜͈͍̮̣̯̞͗̆͌ͦ͐́ìͮ̉̓ͤͭ́ͩ͝ͅt̵̩ͣ̃͆ͪͮ͞sͫͮ̄ͬͭͧͮ̓͏͍͉̤͇̙ͅ ̵̗ͫͩ͛̿͘b̨̠͓̩̙͇̍ͤ͗̄̑̇͞o̱̮̜͕̞͌̿ͪ́ͧd̛͇̺͖̘̦̻̘̫ͦ̅̈́̐̉͋͗̈́͝y̖̥͒ͥ̏̉͊̀̚.̇҉̖͉̼̦͔̺ͅ ̴̤͚͉̟̯̎̒̍̊̚ͅĪ̭̳̱̱̹̭͙̗̑̃ͤͭ̄ͦ̅͆͡͡n̘̼̱̘̗̠̲͇̋͐ͨ̃ͮ̅ͦ̄͜͡ ̞͕͎͉ͯ̑ͧͧ͂͟ả͋̆̅́͏̘̜̲̮͈d̴̩̠̙̰͉̣̫̬̩͐̑̎̂ͨͫd͉̰̟̾ͩͦ̚͝ï̺̯̺̞͉̼͆́͌́t̴̢̝̮̳̹̹͙ͥ͌̆̑̉ͩ̿i̛̠͈̻̱͇̝͑̂̀̿̄̇̓ơ͒҉͓͇͖̞̲̣ͅn̶̸̊͗̾̒҉̥̹̲̥̟͕͇,̢͎̃ͧ̂́ͩ̓͆͆̆͞ ̡̹͛̂̋͗͗͘i͋ͫͯͩ͛͂ͬ͏̢̛̮̭͈͈͕̤̹̗t̵͙ͩ͐͞͠ ̴̡̝͕͍̯̳̼͛̒̌n̴̴̼̻̓ͮö̶͉͙̲̠̟̤̱́̂̅ͪ̂̚w̷̩͙̿ͨ̃̓ ̥͖̲͓̘͔͔͗ͭ̓̿̈ͩͩ̚͜͜h͗ͧ̏̀̔̎̽͏̬̪̰̤̫a̡̘̔͛̑ͧ̿̉́s̢̧̼̫̦̲̗̔̆͟ ̸̡̡̭̯̪̔͋̎̀̈͂̌̐͗a͙̝͇̩̭̱͌ͥ̋̀͘ ̳͓̫̦̥̣ͬ̏p̷̸͈̝̥͐͌a̼͈̤̞͕͍̘̓ͨ̓͛͢į͚̬̟̿̄r̲̞̾̒̈́̕ͅ ̢͚͇̼̮̾ͤ͌͠ǒ̷̸̻̫̦̓͊ͯ͂͡f̺̱͍̩̒ͤ̐͟ ̜̻͙̍͒͒̋͘͞͝l̡̮̣̩ͫ̐́ͨ̈̿̔̆́e͒͒ͩ͒ͭ̾͌͏͍̫g͙̖̯ͨͯͧ͒ͬ̓ͭ̀͢s͙̲͌̀ ̠̩͎͇̘ͭͣ̋ͦ̂̀ą̦̼̞̘̝͈̄ͥͮͨ̓ͪ̅̄͢͝n̴̴̲̺͕̞̤̲̪ͤ͛̄d̳̙̖͔ͤ͝ ͚͇̟͍͇̖̋̋̈̐ͧ̆̚ͅa̜͉͕ͭͧ̑̌̄͢ ̷̲͇̥̩̫͍͍̋͛̂͋̃ͅs̷͎̥̺̩͍̬̤͔ͤ́ͅh̛̩̺̜̰̹̬̠̟̅ͦo̬̗̯̲̝̬̥͇͗͗̐ͥ̌r̻̩̗̳̞̹͍ͩ̀̀̕t̶̻̯̮͖͇̥̖͖ͨ̈̕,̵͓̟̇ͪ̾̋̈́̾͠͠ ̨͔͙͙̲̝̝̞͚̯ͫ̔͒p̸̿͋̀̂ͯ̐͊ͧ͏̰̣̘̥͟o͊͆͛͢͏̨̜̠̟͙͓̯̟̭i̔́͌͗̋̌͏̮̝̤̕n̥͖̜̜͊͐ͤ̑ͣt̵͎̖̍̔ͩ͗ͦe̵̴͉͇̖̞ͣ̾̓ͨ̃ͯ͆ͩ̕d̵͙̦̰͉͎̂̅̑ͬ̀ ̘̬̭̤̺͎̞͑̑̑̊̔̎͑͠t̬̖̝̦͉͓̒ͪ̾̓̊̍ͬ̚a̠̻̱̽̔̽͡ḯ̹̩͖̣̠̳̰̠̀̓ͧ͊ͬ͆̋͘͘ͅl̲̳͔̠̘͙̾͋ͯͪͯ͌͘͞.͇̞̭͇̬̐̓̔̔ͣ͠ ̵̷̢̠̗̺̤̯̽G̜̥̱̮̺̭͔̯̅͛̽̎ͦͦ̚̚e̝̞͎̩͔̙̮̒ͤ̽ͧͅṉ̈̚͠ḡ̶̃ͯ̌ͩ̇͏̭̝̘̪ͅȁ̸̛̫̫̳̫̲̆r̴͍̞͙̻̘̯̽ͧ̒̎͆̊̌ͩ ̯̺͚̝̲̣̥́ͣ̕h̶̷͎͉̞ͭ̓̌ͤa͛̌͆ͪ͗͒͌͢҉͎͔̫̝s̷̡̰͔̊͂͊ͪ͒̇͋ͩ̽́ ̷̖̫̺̋̊͑̀͜͡a̭̤̦ͤͩ̑͟ ̧̥̘̓̉͆͊̔͝͡s͓̮̼̞̣̒ͭ͋ͧ͟͞p̭̮̜͑ͮ͊i̵̧͇̺͙͚̖͉͋͆͐͌̿́̄k̫̘̺̤̝̩͎̗̐̆̈́ͬẏ̵̨̙͙͎̠̱̖͊̊ͣ̀̑̊͆͆ ̶̟̦̹̃̑̄̂͒͛ͫ͗f͔̝̜̱̲̥̀̑̉̂́͘u̗̤̖̱͌ͫ̓͘ͅŗ̨͍̩̰̙̪̞̦̒ͦ̓ͅ-̥̟̻ͣͤ͆̍ͬ̒̇̒ͅc̡̢͚͈̩͍̟̒͛̃͋o̧̫͓͙͉̳̠̺͇ͥͧ̌̊̒ͩv̖͇̪̳̘̮͕͔̋̽͗̆e͍̥̤̹̰̥̣ͤ̓͋̏̍͛̕r̮̖̘͉̫ͤ̋̐̀ͯ̃ͧ̌̚͡e̫͉̰̗̞̺͙̓̔ď̴̴̳͚́ ̡̘̔ͩͧ̓̒͂ͨ́̕b̻̻̄͗ͯ̊̐̒ͦa̼̯̖͊ͫ͆ͥ̓̃̄̀̚ͅc̢̘̳̙͕̞̺̟̈͂ͭͫ̉ͪ̊̑k̆̆͌̃̊҉͎̼̗̩͓̰̱͎͢.̡̗̺̰̟͕̖͚ͫ̊̋ͯ̐͂̽̐̆͜͟ ͈̞̦̤̥̫̝̜̂͑̑̉̆͒ͯ́G̱̩̩̘̗̑͂͑ͫ͑̋ḙ̜͔̹̞̜ͤ͘͝n͈̩̺̞͍̯͎̤̊ͩ͘ͅg̖̦̼͈̟͔͔̍̓ͯ͊̉ͥ̏̾ǎ͕̙͙̗̥͚̱̐̏̑ͯͥͤ̇͠r̸̐̏ͣͩ̂̃͏͖̣̫͇̺̥̜’̨̜̰̪̯͈͙̤̅̑͊ͪ̒̓͘s̶̪̱̟̳̝̊̽͐ ̴͈̥ͮͫ̏́ͯ̐̀̿͡e̋͏͙̻̠̟͢͟ỵ̹̼͇̦̳͔̹̼̇̓ͨ͗̈́͌́e̠̮̠̬ͥ̑͐͂͠ṣ̴͙̟̩̥̹̟͒ͮͭ̃́͗ͦ̑̀ ̝͚͉̣͚͉̜̦̓̏̽͆͊̾̾a̵̳͓͚̦̦̗͐͒̐̇ͮ̎͘͞r͍̫̰͉̠̤̺͓͊̉͒͗̾͘e̳̭͕̫͒ͦͭ̄͊̅̌̓̀ ̭̝̄ͪ̍̀n̡̺͇̋̌͒̒o̶̲͚̹̍̏̈ͩ͝ẁ̨̰͇̘̲̘͍̻̤͛͌͟ ̧͚̻̭̗̥͎̺̙ͫ̎̆̔͢r̶̯̲̺͓̙̘̙̟̩ͯͮͣͤͧ͘e͖̲̘̼̟͙̋́̒ͧͪ́͝͝d̼̱̮̭̝̜̃̄͢ͅ,̀҉̺̙̙̹̕͠ ̗̥͙̟͒͑ͯ̚͜ä̸̲̺̱̙̰̌ͪͩ͡͡n̾́ͭ̽ͩ͆ͯ͏̷̞̤̯͖̳ḋ̰̞͉ͨ͠ ̶͔̩̃̊ͫ͊̒̚̕i̢͙̦̤̤̦͙̺̞̫ͭͭ̈́͛͂t̶̰̜͙͙͇̐ͦ͡ͅͅs̷̩̣̖̦͊͂ ̸̼̦͖͍̰ͮ͜m̴̢̡̦̟͕͔͚̼̌̆ô̢͎͈̩̙͇͈̪̅̄̍̇u͎̱͈̔t̗̝̫͔̳͔̾ͫͨ͊̈̇̕h̡͙̰̠̔̄̆̍ͩ̚ ͍͎̯̉̄̍̐̍̈́̽̔̈́i̧̬͓͌̂̿̅̒̈́s̙̣̞̘̗̓ ͍̥̭̉͗u̴͖̞̼̝̘̞̼ͮ̿́s̴̛͓̠͖̟͈̭̖͕͈͑ͩ̿ͫ̽͘u̡̪̮̹̹̭͕ͭͮ̓͑͆̋́̚ͅa̮̲͚͈͕̍̀͢l̞̣̣̝͑̓l͉͇̫̙̾̈́̕͡ͅỷ̧͍̗͕̦͙̩͓̟̅̈́̀ͮ͛̀̀ ̩͉̙̙̠̽̈ͧ́͐ͫ̏ͅc̋̚͏̬̼̲͇̭̺͟u͖̳̹ͨ̊̂̌̎̓r̵̺͍̪̺̦̹̺̲ͫ̅ļ̠̬ͨ̆ͯ͋ͦ̈͒͢͝e̜͙͕͇̜̩̠͙ͫ͂̒d̗͕̠̹̈́̍͘͞ ̺̹͍̲̋̈́̾̇͘͞i̸̝̥̪̿̉͢n̞͓̊ͦ͢t͎̦̬̟͎̹͓͎͗ͤ̓̓́͗̉͋̀̕ơͭ̿̌̄̆͏̸̗͙ ͓͚͍̈̎̌ͫ̚a̛̺̗̞̞͂̂ͭ̋́ͤ̉ ̧͉̜̠̟̬͙̀͑̽̀͠s̝̝͎͚̱̫̙̑̔ͯ̒͝i̻̤͚̺̠̰̙͑̐ͅn̋͗̐̓͐͘͏͓͖̥̠̩̕i̺̺͈̟͇̝͋͡ŝ̛̪͑̓͑̌͂ͮ͂͋͠ṫ̰͚̻̙̐̑͌̿̌͐ͩ̕e̓̋̈̿̐̽ͩ͆̃҉̛͙͙͚̺͠rͭ̒͏̵̟͍̠͍͓ ̺̙͇̬̺͌͡g̶̷̻̮̓͐̿̌́ͯ̈ͣͫ͞r̵͚̻̘̹̱͇̤ͦ̆̈́̾͆̾͘i̮̳ͩ̊͐͑ͨ̌ͯͨn̖̥̔̆̏͡.̗̤ͨ̓͊͛̎͂̽̾̓ ͎̾̄̅ͫ̃̚
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̻̖̫̩͉̃̇̔̓͡͡t̮̜͗ͦ̋̐̑̾̀ͅḧ̺̱̦̩̗̖̙́̂̀͢e̓̋ͬ͋҉̵̞̯̠̞̪̯̤̤̀ ̶͚͚̣̺̟̰ͧ̓w͓̣̻̣̳̳͐̎ͪͮͦ̂͠ͅͅå̼̹͚̰̩͈͑̔ͬ̆ͫ͞r̜̬͓͓͍͈͌̃̍̍ͯ̓̄͞͡m̵̶̷̬̬͈̖̉ͪ̏͌̒͆ͣ̈t̛̟̻̼͉͖̱͕̱͇̓ͧ̊ͮ̂ḩ̗̺̿͛̾̌.̢͎̅͊͗̋ͮ̏̃̇̍ ̦͎̙͈̣̯̌̅͘͘I̶ͩ̌̈͌͛̽̈̀͏̖̟̣̞͈ͅn̯̮͎͗͆͊̀ͅ ̸̂̇̅ͣ͌͑͌҉̜̣̹̬̗a̰̭̜͇̣̞̘͈̒ͪ͆̈́d̵͍̮͉ͥ̏̀ͭ͂͆ḍ̫̞͎͎̮̎ͦ̚̕i̡̯̬͕͖̲͙̓̌͆ͤţ̮̹͈̺ͫͧͩͭͥ́i̴͎̟̞̭͎ͮ̍ͅo̲̼̲̺̹ͭ̑̅n̴͈̯̙͍̬̻͈̏̊̀͂ͬ̐,̞̱ͤ͗͒͛͆̆ ̢̛̱͚̓͡G̪̫͍͎̑͒͗͂ĕ͙͍͇̊̀͟ň̟̥̼̗̞̣̼̱͋͗͋̿͠g̫̯̙̳̼̙ͦ̿ḁ͖̭̜̞͉͕̙͗̾̀͌̈ͣ̃ͯ̽r̤̝͙̭̫̊̍̾̕͝ͅ ̛̪̠͎͕͕͉̱͍̹̾̂̄̈̽̉ͥ̑p̵͍̤̭̹͛ͭ̂̓́̎͒̚o̡̗͉̩̹̓̀͂ͧ͑̓ͅs̨̛̙͓̪͍͎̱̫̿ͨ̍͝ŝ̸̭͙̠̙ͣͤ̓e̬͓ͣͮͬͬ̿ͣ̐̀̚s̨̛͇͖͇͖̦̹ͩ̍ͦ͞ș͇̞̱͎̆͗̀ͧ̀ė̶̻͈̥̝̺̙̪͉̉̓ͣͩ̇̍̈̉s̢͔̩̋͋͛̐̎ͮͩ̚͡͠ ̱̗̖͍̳ͫ͌͑͐̈̚t̢̜̰͙̘͙̞̘̫͒ͤ͜h̡̙͈̦͍̳̦̾ȅ̆ͮ͛ͤ̔ͥ҉̧͕̞̥͈̟̤͖ ̶̴̝̣̙̱̪̀̊̐ͭ͂ͧ͆a̵̭̘͍̰͐̒͑ͩ̇̃b̸̖̺̣̻̝̭̼̳ͭ̓̈̃͗ͮ̚͝ḭ̶̦̜͙̖̣͙̉̉͡l͇̘̹͖̥͂̄͝ͅi̧̳̣͑͋̄͘t̨̬̫̣̣ͨ͘y̘̰̜͙̬̱̒̈̃̄̄͞ ̻̪̥̂ͤ͒̿̅̍͗t̗̜̗͔̞͙̥̀ͭ̍̋́ͯͪ̌̀o̷̮͒̉͆͘ ̢̩̣͖̦̼͚̜͇͐̽̑̅̚͜f̴͓͍̫̝̘͉̪̩̥̔ͤͭ͒̑ͤ̚͟͠lͧ̒̅ͧ̍ͩ͠͏͚̩̲̦̯̘̞ÿ͚́͛ͥ̈̉͗ͅ ̠͚̼̆̑̕t͍͉̰̊̒̑̏̀̕͟ͅh̢̭̠̭͓̲̓̋̀ͯ̌̌̒̓͌͢r̹̹̗͎͍̠͉̬̈̍̊̅̀ͪ̒ͧ̚͟͞ỏ͇̼͚̬̬̺̼̒̿̐ͤ̇̔͗͡u̘͎̥̼̞ͥͫͧͮͩ̒ͬ́̎͢͝g̦̭̯͕̘ͧ́ͥ̕͟h̴̬̰̬̱̦̞̖ͩ̇̉̇̈́ͥͭ̍̀ͅ ͍̤͓̳̄̒ͨ̾̃ţ̫̣͇͈͇̻ͩͮ̊ͨ̉ͩͥͭ͒h̙͖̪̳͖͚̻̍ͭ̊͟͡ͅe̥͇̱̠̖̜͎̜̋͋͌̌̾̒͋̈́ ̸̺̤͍̪̣̼̿̐̈ͫ̿̅͌ͯ̆a̵̝̼ͩ͛̋i̴̫͕̊̾ͦͨ̎r̹̬̞̻̫̫͈̮ͥ̅̕,̺̩̱̩͈̹ͦͩ̒̔ͭ̿̓̈͒͢ ̉̎ͨͮ͋̐̆҉̫͉̹͔͙̺ǎ̬̗ͤ͊̉́́͘ͅs̷͈͎͈̜ͥ͋̈́͒ͥ͠ ̡̰̬̩̠̺̓̆d̻͚͕̦̦̱̩̀̃ͨ̾ê̛̦̙̻̦͙̊̄̍ͭͭͦͭ͟m̴̸̢͚̣̼̤̝̲͙̌ͯ͆̆͒o͈̱̝̮̟̻ͯ̏̈͛̚n͍̪̳͙͑͊̌ͤ̆̈́ͤ̀͘s̗̳͇̳̰̀͗̈́ͬ̽̃̊̽ͬt̟̺̟̆ͅr̸̨̜͖̬̲̯͎̪͒̽̑ͫͣ̽ȁ̻̠̘̝͙͔̠̾ͭͣ͗͗ͮͤ̚t̛̪̫̠̫̗̭͙̦̒̍ͦ̾e̷̢̹͎͇̾ͧ̾ͩ̒̈̈ͅḑ̳̳͓͂̒̈́́ͪ͘ ̷̵͖͙̯̠ͧͩ̇ͩͮͨ̃ͧ͘b͔̝͍̫̪̯ͨ͗̏́̅͋͘ͅy̟͇̹͙̺͍̜͌ ̷͈̝̺̱̭ͫ̑ͭͩ͊͜M̓̈́̍̽̅҉̣͖o̝̫͓̲̱̖̖͍̊ͤ̅̔̾̅̚̕͟ͅṟ̖̖̖̯̗̄͌̈ͫ̓ͧ͂ͅt̖̤̅̒ͨ̈͌̋̎y͉͈̹ͬ͑͂ͨ̔̚̚͟’̴̣̬̬̖̣̳̤̰̈ͥ̉́s̨̗̯͕̄̋̒̌͋͊́̃͡ ̣̯̺̹̤̦ͧ̈͑͑ͧ̎Ģ̱͚̫̺̗̳̯͋̆͑̃͐ͭ͛e̸̱̰̖͓̻̺͔ͩ͢ͅn̸ͩ̚͏̪̼̙̦̫g̮̰̩̩ͫͮ̀͗̓ą̶̨̠͓̩͍̣̯̺̠ͩ̑̂ͯrͦ̏̂҉̛̯͕.͕͉͔̺̈ͨ̚ ̺͇̼̜̠̹͍̻̅̉̾ͭ͂ͫS̷̨̪̳̹̥ͦ̎͂͂ỉ̛̪͖͈̑͋̃̇ͯ͛́͘n̻̙̙̫͎̿ͤ̓̎̏͋͐̚͠c̵̢̤̖͕̳̝̟̻ͫ̓́̚ͅȩ̦̬̭͎͕̯̦͐̑̽ ͈̝̱̭̲̤͖̳̖͂ͣ̆̇͑͗͟Ḡ̢̧̪͓̰̺̫̆̑̃̄́̋e͕͕̫͛̈́̏̄̆̀n̨̖̝̂̑̑̈́̄ͩ͆g̵̸̬̗͖̺̭̦̲͕̟͌̂̅͡ā̸̾̂̔̾̇̾́̾҉̞̪ṟ̘͔̝̮̥͈̿́̒͌ͪ͋͑̉ͦ ̛̎ͭ̃̇͂͛̀҉̠̟͔̩͔̹̩ȉ̺̥̦̳͉̺͊̓̍͆͘s̥̥̮̙̪̟̺͈̀͋͑́̇̍̊ ͐ͦ̔̉̃ͤ҉͉̣a̞̩̘̗̯ͮ̂̍̍͗ ̺̜͓̙͓̬ͦͦ̍̃ͭ͐͘͜f̵̲̫̥ͤͦͥͪͫ̓̽̀ų̻̣͎̩̃͗̀ͅl͈̦̭̞̥͇̐̾̂̏ͪ̾ͬ̾ļ͚̖̾̽̈́ͬ͊y̨͚̪̩͈̻̯̒̾ͦ͋͒͌ͩ̔̔̕͟ ͎͍̼̟̩͒ͥ́̄̃e̮̩̖̖͉̹͇̗͐͂̉̾ͭ̈́̀̄̕v͎̺͙̩̏̍ͯ̓ͪͫ̅̚o̴͉̜̖̤̖͓̪͍͒l̛͉͈͔̙͔̂̀̀̅ͫ́́͟v̡̢̝͖̗̝̘̓ͥ̉̋̀͆ͮ͝ë̻̮̎̽̓͐ͥͣ̑͝ͅd̠͎̮̫ͪ̏́̿̓ͧ͟ 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̲̭͎̜͌̈́ͫ̕͡G̷̤͔̻͙̻̩̞͒̽̆͊ē͖͉̜͕̰̤̮͘n͖̰̭͎ͭ̊̇̊̕ġ̙̭̩̼͕̻̭̽́ͩ͌ͮ͘a̴̱̠̼̼̩̥͌͑́ͪ̂ͮ̚͟r̤̮͕͓̼͖̠̞̈́̏́̑͟ ̖͙̹͚͕̟ͣͤ͒́ͬ̀aͤ̀͒̾̑̏̑҉̟r̙̦ͥ͒ͧͫͮ̽͝e̷̳͉ͯ̊ͤ̾̓̅ͅ ̗̞ͯ̄͆v̤̔e̢̗͇̬̼̤͉̫̗ͧͣͧͣͨ̅́̎r̡̗͓̭̝͎̘̘̤̿ͭͯ̿̿̚͟y̩̗͉̗̰̩̑ͩ̑ͅ ̵̻͔̯͔̩͊͑̇͂̆̇m̴̱͕͊͗̿̿̐͑̚į̺̲̘͇̻̭̌͌ͩͤͭ͆̓͑̈́s̰͍̦͙̠͖̘͇̓̈ͨ̍̐ͭ̎͌͢c̶͓̮̮͓͉͔͎̓̆̎̐ͥ̈́̀̚h̞̼̜̳͍̯̝̬͔̀̍͆͋ͣ̔̀͜i͚̝͕̘̠̥ͯ̏̓͂̿̇͑͋͛ê̴̬͈̭̖̙v̴͚̮̟̺̊̋̓̆ȯ͖͕ͣ̽̉̎̂̓̃̓̀͟͝ṷ̤͇̞͎͔̌̎̽͆̀̚ś̛̥͚̠̞ͯ͛͋̌͝͠,̶̨̭̜͈͙̣̫̣ͯ́̐ ̶̡̫̀̊̓̅̚ȃͪ͗ͤ̓̄̉͏̡̳̺̥n̙̟̏ͩ͛ͭḑ̭̰̹͙́̋̉̒̂͌̀ ̳̞̪̚ă̧̪̞̩͔̤̤̆ͤ͠t̨̻̬̘̰̼̞͇͔̅͌ͭ̾ ̬̦͔͈̝ͩ̄͌̅ͫt̴̪̺ͩ̂ͦ̓̃͜i͆̍̆̿͏̢̩͟m̤͍̣̼̬͛̓͊͛̀́ę͇̺͚̟̖̳̊ͥ̆ͤͣ̔́̎̃͘͟s̙͖̻̞̥͍̝ͪ̇͐̋͌͋,̺̯̻̥͙̤̪͍ͯ͗̊̋ ̨͕͔͉̖̞̦̝͂̄̌̎ͧ́m̘̺̗͇̳̌̆͊ͤ̓͗͛̒a̷̗͗̄̋̑͟l̨̢̪̙̮͉̆́͗̍͑ͥ͒̐î͈͈̙̠̱̥͈̗͐͌͐ͩ̏͐ͅc͊ͪ̓́̕҉͇̜̻̤̪͉̻i̴̾̉̈́҉͕̠̗̤͔͔͕ơ̸̻͈͚̔͊͆̽ͬ͢u͉̯ͮͮ͗͑̏̍̂̀͜͠ṣ̜̉͒͛̃̅͆͡͝.̧̫͔͉̖̠͇̗̝ͯ́͋̐͑̅͑ ̧̬̳͈̼͕̿ͣ̊̂̐͌ͦ͑͡T̷̡̖͇ͫ͂͛͘h̜̺̬̘͓̯͈͚̃e̯̯͈͉ͣ̾͋͠ÿ̢͖͈̲̼͖̭ͮ͛́̐ͭ ̉͗ͫͣ̎͂͏͝҉̦̤̗͚̻̟̲̠̳eͤ͑̒ͨ̆̾͌͌̽҉̢̺̥͙̖̬ṋ̡̪͕̼̖͚̌̌́j̶͈͊ͦͩ͋̂͋o̸̷̤̯̗̙͓͛͒̌͞yͭ̾ͪ̂̃҉̶͖̱̘͍̜́ ̸̫̗̤͕̹ͮp̈̇ͫ̔̀͐ͫ̏͝͏̠̩̞l̴̹̦̖̒ͤ̓̏ͩ̿͌̕͠ä͍́͛̽͐̌̉̐̐̽y̛̟̩͖͉̦̹ͯͦ̊i̵̛̱̔̔͟n̡͖̦̘ͥͩ̈͋̈̋̔͘ͅg͊̏͌ͣ̈́̌̿҉̹͇̝̱̥ ̵͚͍̝̱͖̥̖̲̂ͨ̃̿͋ͥ͐̚̕p̯̥̙͓͕̞̜̊̒ͯ̄̕͜ͅŗ̛͙͓͙̗̃͛͊̐̈ͣä̵̝̱̤̬͙̖̠̯́ͫ͌̈́͒̂̋c̬̙̘̣̩͊̔̏̎́͝t͔̥͇ͭ̽͡͝i̷̪͈̓̊ͧͦ͡c̐̈́̐͑҉̳̙̜͕͖̰͔̬ͅa̵͎͇̬͕̞̾ͦ̅l͔̳̬̗̱͒͆̑́͘͞ ̣̤̼ͤ͑̂͆ͫ̅͝j̷͔̳̇̽̉̍͒̎̇̑̕ö̢̭̥ͯk̶̰̠̆è̟̭̥̭̳̭̯̯̇̋̍͋͘ͅs̻̪̖̜ͤ̑̄ͅ,̷͈̬̤͎̳̫̪̄ͯ ̠̳̥͕ͣ̌͗͂ͬ̅̕s͊̊҉͙u̸̶͇̱̙̟͇̹͍͍̓͛̄̂̿͗ͫͪ͡c̶̝̺͕̞͍̱̿͗̓̈́̍ͮ͌̀h̵̛̪͕̽̔ͅ ̵̗̺͇͈̥͚ͩ̈͊ͭͫͪ͆a̸͍̼̝͛̂̀̄͡͞ṡ̠͈͕̩͚̬̫ͯ̑̈̂ͩ ̙̅̍͊̿́ͯ́͢p̸̩̣̝̣͈̦͇ͣ̈́̾̽̊̎͂́r̬̮̲͕̩͇̘̂͌̍͟͡e̛ͬͦ͆͗̎̈̚̚҉̹̜̯ẗ͓͈̬́ͩ̄ͯ͘ě͎̤̙̓ͨ̿̓͑̂͑ͧ͟͠n̨̪͐̔ͨ́d̅͋̒͊̎ͭ͒́̀͏̮͚̩͇i̱̫̦̤͈̅̆ͅn̨̝̜̽ͤ̾̀͐ͬ͠ͅg̸ͩͦ̄҉͈̥̹̳̱̣ ͬ̌͏̤̪̹̯̝̞̮͟t͇ͮoͮͩ͏̛͇̲̦͍̮͕̖ ̩̮͈͙̝͕ͭͭͮͫͫͩͅb͔̱̫̙͔͆ͤͨ̓ͨ̆ͥ̔͋e̶̻͕̫̐͌ ̨̰̘͕̳͋̓ͫ͢ͅǫ̫͓̰̻̟͇͐̉ͨ̔̀̋̄n̢̲͉̟͈̦̎̑ͭę͓̣̣̎ͦͨ̏͒̇̕’̗̞̘͔̃̔̅͜ś̷̴̘̬͈̩͌͌̊͗̎ͪ͐͟ ̖͉̈́͌͋͛͒̃̿ͨ̅ͅs̮̼͚̪ͩͮ̋ͪͩ̋ͥ̿͠h̴̰ͯ̇ͭ̒̎̀a̅̈̍͒͑͏̲̟͙̻͚̪͙͙̦ḑ̨̤̪̲̟͉͛̿͒͊ͨ͆ͩ̌ͅǫ̤̬̹͓̫̼̤̖͑̅̿ͣͫ̓w͓̙̣̹̪͖ͩ̈ͥ͋,̣̫̌͜͡ ̨̋̂͏͉͚͉̳͈͎t̛͇̼̙̲̤̾͌̕͡h̋̈ͩ́̕͞͏̞̲̦̺̦͈ͅe̴̪̞̞͗̏̿͛̓̿̋ṋ̵͓̱͇̟̠̹ͯ̈́́̈́̍̅͛͛ ̶̧̫̖͕͍̓͋ͪ̇ͯ̄͒̚͞ḅ̧͓͔͙̰̤͚ͫͮ̒̂͊̎͋͠ę̩̝͎͚́͌ͨ̈́̐̒ͨh̪͍͙̭̩̩̋͛̽͞ͅa̼͓̰̭̖̻̪͔̤ͩͨͩv̧͖ͮ̓i̡͕̬̮̗̯͖̬ͨ͐͛͆͊͠n̵̸̰͚̰̥̙͑͂̊̋ͦ̐ͦg̴̗̱͊̍̽̇̆̒̀ͅ ̴̛̳̮ͧ̅ͪe͛ͬ̋ͮ̽̚҉̴̖̳̫r͑ͭ̓҉̜͎r̠̩̼̐͊̂ͥ͋̌͌͘͠ạ̜̑͌̔t̴̳͂ͣ̓͝i̸̵̤ͤ͛ͨ̌͘ͅc̯̱ͣͨ̏̇͐ͮͥͅâ̵̮̜̤̹͈̰̣͕͑̍̉̂̎̕͡l̘̺̜͓̖̥̤̭̜͂͜ḽ͈̻̥̙̣̩̤̿̈̊ͧͭͦy̗̬̙̿͋͛̈́͢͞.̢̻̏ͮ̂ͮ͒̇̈́̂̚͢ ̡̪̔́W̺͇̹̊͞ͅh̲̺̺͙̊ͅḙ̡̭͕̮ͨ̇ͫ͂̽̚n̢̿ͣ҉̨͉̟̝̘̙ ̶̶̨̣̜͍̄̈t̡͓͖̩̝̥͐͑̓̎͆h̋͊͛̄̅́̈͗҉͍͚̘̠̲͚͕͈ę͔͖̜̟̣̎̽ͦ̿̕͠ ͈͕͉̜̜̙͐̋̊̐ͣ̿̇͟q̸̛̥͎̠͙̅̊̽̐̅uͦ̃̋̅ͨ͏̟̱̖̱̟a̸̲͈̹̭̯̩̖ͣ̑ͯͭ͌͗̽͟r̢̫͈̺̥͔͓̞̙ͦͬ̅̑̌̏͝rͥ̔̒ͥ̒̊ͩ̒҉̜̙̳̻̳̬͟ÿͨͥͤ̍̓ͭ͏̪͈ ̈ͥ̃͑͂͌̾̈͂҉͉̝̞̟͈͉̗n͔̯͓͎̖̗̥̈́̑ͯ͑̈ǫ̤̹̦̪̼͆̊̉̎̈́͐͜t͋̈́͏̞̝̙̠̭ỉ̦͍̬̘͖͚̟͆̆͡c̨̢̫̗̹͈͇͇͙ͨ̃̓e̡̧͍͎̝̬͎̭͎͔ͬ̈́͗ͥ̃ͫ̌͡s̶̨͕͉͙͉ͩͮ̏̉̀,̆͒͏̘̫̟̝͉̫ ̰͎̳͖ͯ͢͢ṱ̶̪̣̗̺̩̪̏͂̎ͦ͋̎̎͠͡h̶̲̖͚͙̭̟̟̿ͣ̅̉ͣ͂͒e̢̠̙̺̦͊̆ͅ ̵̥̣̺̭̂̓̽͋ͥ̍͞Ġ̫̗̬͖͇͈̘ͩ͑͆ͪͣ͐̆̕͡͝ę̧̦̠͙͛ͦ̋͐̌ͬ̓̆͜n̖̞̣̖̲̻͔̰ͩ̑̈́͊͘ͅg̢̢̘̘̘̼̩̻̺͕̉ͪ́͞aͪ̆̏̔͂͌҉̫̪̤r͚̲̳͔̝͌̂̓̂͋͆ͮ ̧̱̞ͫ͒̀͠t͚̻̹̥ͭ̐̀̃̍̉͢ą̝͎͔̯̺̓ͯ͛̊̓ͯ͝k̘̇̕͠e̷͍̘̰̠̻ͨͭ́ͬṡ̪̞̠͍͍͚̻̽ͪ́ͅ ͛ͪ͡͏͕̩̤̻̤͕ͅd̵͉͎̘̮ͦ̒̇̋ͤ̃̀͜e̢̝͖̮̗̍ͣ́lͤ͗͒ͧͦͮ̚͝҉̤͇͔͙̪̱i̸̦͂͛ͥͨ͗ͪͫ͠g̵̰͔ͮͭͮ͊̓͑̃ͥh͚͔̥̮̮̝͙̠̒̃́ͬ̈́̉͑̏̚͜ͅt̪͈̹̞̥͕̻ͮ̔ͧ̂ͥͣͥͧ ̞̈̌͋ͯ̑͋͢i̵̤̹͈̼͍̣ͩ͒̂̈́́ṉ̢͎̋͋̊ͯ́̓̏̚ ̶̘̭̟̼̥͔̜̱ͮ̆̔ͤ̄̏ȉ̷͇̳̲͕̠̏t͚̜͇̗̽ͭ̆̽͒̑͘s̜̙̺̦̼̜͙͚̥̔̀̈́͊ͯ̉̉̅̉͝ ̷̰̟̼̫͇̼͙̳̱̉̆̋ͥ̈̌͂̅v̢͍̳̙͎̖̲̹̄ͩ͛ͧ͜i̛̩̓ͩͩ̅c̽̅̅̐ͯ̏̔͛҉͈͔͚͓̠ͅt̡͆ͧͮͫ̓͏̙̟̜̥̕ï̝̹̦̬̝̺ͨͣ̽̑̋̇́̀m̷̧̭̰̣̦̼̲͆̈́͜’͚̟̥͙̗̣̰̊̌̅͜s̑́͆̒̄ͬ̚͏̪͙͔ ̨͇̳͚̰̙͛͆͑͂ͅt͓͓͖̱̘͓̏ͪ͟͠e̮̣̜̙̠͕̖̔͊͗͗ͬŗ̦̰̑̓̈͑̄ͧͨ̚͢ͅr̪̣̤̞̫ͯ̇͊ͧ͂͂͂͒o̺̥̝͉͔̱ͦͫ̅ͬ͟r̴̝̟̦͉͖̥̰̜̓͂̄̉.̷̵̼̜̰̬̻̲͔̃͒̽͐̀͑͗̂ ̠͕̺̯̭̣̒ͦ̃̅̆͝H̎ͫ̑͏̠̼̱̱̤͇̜̹̀͡ǫ̵̳͉̓̎̄͊͆̽ẃ̴̷̲̞̬̻̳̠̀e͔̬͆̃͒̍̊̽̾͢v̬͈͈͚̽̑ͦͤ̓̇͝ͅé͓̝͔͎̳̟̭̞̑̃̽̋ͩŗ͉͎̳̦͙̓͌̋ͥͮ̄͊͐,̼͉͈̝̬̞̹̤̽ ̵͇̼͈̮̠̦̖̿̐̂͂͒͑͞G̬̠͙̠̽ͥ̇ͧͣ͋̽́é̞̦̣̳͕͌̊ͯ͝n̵͎͍̉̂͐̓̈́ͬ͋͂́g̶̝͕̞̼̲̫͂̽ͥ̌ͦ́̑̚͜a̢̖͙̻̞̩ͭ̅̍ͦͥͧ͐̚r̡̛̰̝̜̃͑̓ͩ͛ͮ̆̕ͅ ̴̢̻͇͍̩͔͗̉̿̑̔̄̊͢ḣ̴̜̱̯̣̪̟̞͚ͮ̕̕a͉͉̹̠͎̲̘̓ͬ̒̒́ͅͅv̟͗͊͋͝ͅě͇̻̞̹̖͖͑̋͌͐͊̃ ̨̮̯̞̦̲͍̥̅̊̾͋̄̏ͤ̒̾b͙̟̲̓ͩ̅̄̔͜͠e̡̮͎̅̐͂͗͌̌̐̏e̛̟̪̙̳̣͊̓͒̍̅̀ṅ̨͈͚̱͔ͦ̓̌ͦͫ̀ ̨̥͑̊̓ͩͦk̟̲̤̘͇͔̦͖̾̒̔̅̽̑͛́n̨̲̜̆ͧ͛͗͊ͮ̓̽ͣ͞ͅo̢̓̓̐̓͊̓ͪͨ͏͍̳̖̭͍ͅw̸̧̤͕͕̐ͩͮ͐ͣ̈̇ņ̶ͥͮͥ͏̝̹̝̙̭̥ ͗ͥ̿̌ͮ̓҉̘͞t̸̢̝̬͇̦͌̄̆͑́͒̆́o͚̬͕ͧͣ͛̔͡ ̧̨̛͇͎̥̝̲̪̼̺̰̓̅ͯb̐͑͐͊̒̆̂̌͏̨̹̥̪̘͉̥͓̙e̴̪͔̭͎̦̟̼͚͒ͩ͢͞ ̨̼̙ͫ͒̌͊̽ͬͅl̸̥̤͋̏́͆̅͛͢͞o̷̪̞͎ͬ̊ͩ͆̌̓̑͢y̑̔ͩ҉͈͇̫̠̝̣͡a̲̜̭̯͍̣͍̽ͮ̂͟͠l̞̥͙͚̲͉̰̂̊̐ ̢͐̏͋ͧͭ͗͜҉̜̠̱͎̲̪̻̬ͅt͙͗̈́̒͘͘ͅô̹̗̟̮͆̓̉̄́́͂͗ ̡͕̤̯͓͍͎͔̉ͧͪͭ̾̽T̨̏͋̌̉̂́̃͏҉͎̭̥r̵̰̹̻̪̰̩̣̤ͥͣ̏ͧa̡͎̘̝͔̣͇͋͆̓̔̿̆ͅî͚̟͔̪̭̙̝͆͆ͭͣͬ͟n͐͗̈ͥ̿҉̟̪̫̙͎̩͕ë̸̷̙̟̩͓̮́ͭ́̈̿̿ͮ͘r̙̙͉̯̺͗͗̽̒s̶̜̞̦̯̻̼͚̑͊̋̓̔ͪ͊̒ͅ ͆ͤ͏͔̭͓ẗ̴̵̙͚̮̗̰̼́h͛͆͒͡҉̯̝̖̰a̸̴͖͍͑̔̉̾͌t̷̟̞͕͚͈̓̓̍͂ͩ͠ ̧̫͛͑͝ͅt̫͕̹͚̓̂ͮͦ́̏͗͘ȑ̗̰͙̠͉̰͚̽ͦ͒̿̐͊ͮ̕͠ͅe̸͚̤̭̅͗̎̈́̄ͨͤ̌á̷͖ͭ͊ͤ̔̏ͨ̒̉͞t̨͚͕͖̒̚ ̱̪̇͋͌̈̒̏͊͘͢ẗ̪̣͔̮͇͚͉́͂͠h̢̞̲͑̈́ͤͯ͋̾ͥ̚͜͡ę̸̪̗̰͕̖͙ͧ͠ͅḿ̗̗̭̠͖̭̺ ̡͕͉̟̘͌ͣ̒̄͌̄̒͞w͖͈̺̹̭͖̘̮̉ͪ̏͌͝e̹̽̈͐̍͞͝l̟̦̩̫̜͈͇͆ͮ͂̎̾ͤ͜l̢ͪͤ̍ͬ҉͉;͕̗̩͖̦̜́ͣ̊̄͆͊̕ ̷̛̲̝̥̣̥̹̹̌̚͠ͅt̢̖̲̰̘ͤͫh̴̫̻̲͔ͬ̊̅ͮ̃̋e̵͈̝̲̻̟̘͂͋̀̽͆ͨͯ̎ͨ͜ ̷̧̙̪̝ͤ͗͐ͯ̊̍͞s̝ͤͩ̋m̯̫͎̲̫͙̠̉͒̓̒̒͒i̵̥͍̬̞̐̉̂̿̈l̨͉͙̻̘̟̘͙̻̎̓̇ͨë̬͎̥̫̤͔̞̜̠̄ͯ̿͞͠ ̬̗̖̰̹̖͕̂̌̀i̷͙̪̣͙̩̹̩̎̃s̵̻̺͙̤̺̜͖̺͕̈́͂ͪ̂ͧ͛ ̹͈̠͍ͤͬͮ̽̆͛ͯ̈́̀l̸͇̤̲̘͙̙͍̥̬͗ͭ̂e͉̠̳ͣ̂ͯ̐͜͡s̶̸̖͉̙̺̖̤͔ͭ̍̈͐̅͂ͣ͝s̡̰͎̟̜͓͚͓̻̜̏̏ͭ͟͝ ͔͔̻̗ͦ͌̓̉̾̚m̵̼͇̮̝͉̙̈́̉͑͋̌̋ͅi̹̟̰̲̍͛͆ͣͫs̭̬͉̯̻̝̹̒ͫ͛̈̅̑̋ͩc̴̣̘͙̦̾́ͬ͛ͧ̚h̛̰̭̣̫͓͙̳̩̅̌͂̚̕̕i̛͖̰̻̜̩̦ͨͦ̎̒̾̋͠ͅẽ̘̗͓͍̯̭̼ͦ̌v̬̦̖͉̙̈́͌̔ͤ̊ͦͥ͜ơ̗̹̭̹̝̦͉̣̂ͮ̒̏͊ͯ͆͟ͅū̲͙͓̻͓̱͍͑ͪ̾͜͟s̸̘̯ͩ͂ͨ̒ͪ̈̐̏ ͓͉ͥ̓̿ͮͧ̀̌͝a̴̵͕̹̥̳͎̘̦̬ͥ̏̈́ͣ̒ͯ̃ͅṇ̵͔̦ͫ͟͜d͈͓̬̣̉̋̾̍̒̎ͨ̿́ ̹͉́̈͗̓ͥͧ̀f̛̳͈̣̩̱͎̈̔͡r̴̡̥̫̺̗͒ͤ͆́i͉̇̀̏͌ͩ̎̀e̷̡̠̤̰̝̼̠̥͊͜ͅṋ̫̼̇ͯ͑͂̇̈́̅͐́d̉̽͗͗̅̎̚҉̪̱̤̝̠̖͢l͍̟͖̪̔ͮ̾̈́i͙̞̬̖̟͍̎̿̇ͫ̅͌e̝͎̚͞r̊ͩ̏҉̢̯ ̸̼͙̜̪́̂ĭ̴͓̫͍̜͙͎̭̞ͥͪ̅̓͆̋͂n̑̑̊҉̤̹̯ ̐̾̂̓̓ͧ͌̇҉̛͉̘̗̯̖͙ͅt̵͈̠̥̦̃̌͂̔̂͂ͥh̨̳̫̬̥̦̩ͬ̂͑̂͐͡i̎̂̒̄̂͜͏̯̟͎̭̼͎̼̰s̷̢͔̲͖̋ͮͬ̍ͤ ̤̘͙̪̞̠̙̫ͣͫ̾̾̀͐̿ͨč̨̯̖͈̯̘͙͎͎͌͛̀ȃ̴̢̟͉̻ͨͩ̎s͙͇̗͙͎̺̰̓̉̃̈̀͘ę̰̫͎̩ͦ̋̊̈̾̊͡.̸̢̱̽̽̒ ̢̛̦̀͂ͧ̃͡ͅG̷̢̩͈̼̼ͦ͂̌̒ͮ̆e̶̫̮͖͇͙͙͔̱͓̒̑̿͊̒͐͞n̆̓͑ͯ͋ͬ̚҉̮̦̗̪̟̀g̝̰͕̗̩̫͓̎͟a̪̲̣̱̪̥̜ͦ̀ͬ̔̃̽r̵̘̥͇̪̞̊ͪ̂̔̑ͤ́ ̮̫̣̖̓̈̓͡m̹̰̟͇̣͉͙ͨͬ̊͑̂͊̓ͯa̶ͪͮ̇͠҉̻̠͖͔ȳ̞̠̜̜̠͒ ̫̘ͮ̔͌ͯͤ̀͝a͔̮̟ͥ̇́lͬ̎ͥͯ̍҉͚̖̫̼͈̦̦s̢̧͎͕̝̙̘̰̰̃̑̆ͧ͂o̳̞͚͉͇̻͓̅̈́̐ͭͦͅ ̎҉̠̭̤̻͈͔̻̮c͚͖̼̙ͤͤ̎ͅȧ̴͖̣ͩͣͮͥş͚̟̜̗̮̻̠ͯ̀̇t̘̥͇̩̭̩͎̖ͯ͋ͤ̎͑ͫ͛̚͝ ̷̜̘̹͕̊̐͑cͧ͛͑͌̓ͦͦ̌҉̹͎̱̘u̧̢̼͎͕̰̘̐̅̌ͧ́̀͗̎r̷͒ͦ̊ͫ̈́ͨͬͯͫ͠ͅs̯͚̩͍̞̾ͫ̊̈́ͯ͠e̯̖͖͈̰͈ͫ͑͝͞š̴͉͕̼̪͇͇͠͝.̴̵̣̩̟̤̯̀͛͆̉̆̔̂ ̟͉̋ͥ̐̍̽ͯ̐̔͠
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#019: Rattata

Rattata: The Top Percentage - A Statistical Analysis
A PhD Thesis by P.K.M.N. Review, MSc (Hons)

What, exactly, constitutes the “top percentage of Rattata”? This has long been a subject for debate in the scientific community, frequently taking up large amounts of time at conferences that were intended to be on more minor subjects such as global warming or the origins of the universe. However, in this paper, I propose a startling solution to the problem that aims to resolve this vital debate once and for all.

Debate thus far has centred mostly on the statistical models to use in order to determine a fair value for the “top percentage”. However, my belief is that the researchers proposing these models ascribe too much intelligence to Joey, the Pokemon Trainer from Route 30. Although he is widely regarded as one of the great mathematical minds of the Kanto region, we should not forget that he is only six years old and thus his knowledge of statistics may be sadly limited by his age.

My proposal is that the scientific community treats his words, “the top percentage” as implying literally the highest percentage point — between 99% and 100% of the range — on each statistic.

To place a lower bound, for each statistic, on the level at which we consider a Rattata to be in “the top percentage”, we simply apply the following formula:

stat_range = max_stat_lv100 - base_stat_lv1
lower_bound = base_stat_lv1 + (0.99 * stat_range)

Extensive field research has shown that for a level 100 Rattata, the following maximum statistics apply:

HP: 264
Atk: 232
Def: 185
SpAtk: 163
SpDef: 185
Spd: 267

Somewhat less extensive field research has shown that a level 1 Rattata has the following statistics:

HP: 30
Atk: 56
Def: 35
SpAtk: 25
SpDef: 35
Spd: 72

Using the formulae above, we can now calculate the lower bound for the 99^th percentile of Rattata in each statistic:

HP: 30 + (0.99 * (264-30)) = 261.66
Atk: 56 + (0.99 * (232-56)) = 230.24
Def: 35 + (0.99 * (185-35)) = 183.5
SpAtk: 25 + (0.99 * (163-25)) = 161.62
SpDef: 35 + (0.99 * (185-35)) = 183.5
Spd: 72 + (0.99 * (264-72)) = 262.08

As stated previously, if we assume that rather than referring to population statistics across the whole of the species, Joey simply refers to the statistics of his Rattata in each category compared to the maximum potential for the species, we can thus infer that the potential statistic ranges for his Rattata are as follows (assuming that only integer statistic values are possible):

HP: 262-264
Atk: 231-232
Def: 184-185
SpAtk: 162-163
SpDef: 184-185
Spd: 263-264

As can be seen from these results, Joey must indeed have produced a Rattata extremely close to the species’ maximum potential.

Unless the little shit is lying. Or bad at maths.

#321: Wailord

Wailord is 14.5m long and weighs 398kg.

Here is a list of all the Pokemon it can have sex with.

Rattata, Raticate, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Vulpix, Ninetales, Diglett, Dugtrio, Meowth, Persian, Mankey, Primeape, Growlithe, Arcanine, Ponyta, Rapidash, Tauros, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Cyndaquil, Quilava, Typhlosion, Sentret, Furret, Aipom, Espeon, Umbreon, Girafarig, Dunsparce, Sneasel, Teddiursa, Ursaring, Swinub, Piloswine, Houndour, Houndoom, Phanpy, Donphan, Stantler, Smeargle, Miltank, Torchic, Combusken, Blaziken, Poochyena, Mightyena, Zigzagoon, Linoone, Slakoth, Vigoroth, Slaking, Electrike, Manectric, Numel, Camerupt, Torkoal, Spoink, Grumpig, Zangoose, Kecleon, Absol, Shinx, Luxio, Luxray, Ambipom, Glameow, Purugly, Stunky, Skuntank, Hippopotas, Hippowdon, Weavile, Leafeon, Glaceon, Mamoswine, Tepig, Pignite, Emboar, Oshawott, Dewott, Samurott, Patrat, Watchog, Lillipup, Herdier, Stoutland, Purrloin, Liepard, Pansage, Simisage, Pansear, Simisear, Panpour, Simipour, Munna, Musharna, Blitzle, Zebstrika, Drilbur, Excadrill, Sandile, Krokorok, Krookodile, Darumaka, Darmanitan (Standard Mode), Zorua, Zoroark, Minccino, Cinccino, Deerling (Spring Form), Sawsbuck (Spring Form), Emolga, Cubchoo, Beartic, Bouffalant, Heatmor, Ekans, Arbok, Pikachu, Raichu, Nidoran♀, Nidoran♂, Nidorino, Nidoking, Psyduck, Golduck, Farfetch’d, Seel, Dewgong, Rhyhorn, Rhydon, Mareep, Flaaffy, Ampharos, Wooper, Quagsire, Snubbull, Granbull, Delibird, Seedot, Nuzleaf, Shiftry, Whismur, Loudred, Exploud, Skitty, Delcatty, Mawile, Wailmer, Wailord, Spinda, Seviper, Spheal, Sealeo, Walrein, Chimchar, Monferno, Infernape, Piplup, Prinplup, Empoleon, Bidoof, Bibarel, Pachirisu, Buizel, Floatzel, Buneary, Lopunny, Lucario, Rhyperior, Snivy, Servine, Serperior, Woobat, Swoobat, Scraggy, Scrafty, Mienfoo, Mienshao

You are welcome for every single one of those mental images.

EDIT: Chandelure Wailord is Best Wailord

EDIT2: Oh Christ there is a TV Tropes page for this

#181: Ampharos

The Ampharos are an ethnic group and nation native to Wales and associated with the Ampharos language. The Ampharos language was once the predominant language spoken throughout Wales. Indeed, Old Ampharos was historically also spoken throughout most of the British mainland. Whilst Ampharos remains as the predominant language in parts of Wales, most notably in the northern and western regions, in recent years English has become the most widely-spoken language in Wales.

John Davies argues that the origin of the “Ampharos nation” can be traced to the late 4th and early 5th centuries, following the Roman departure from Britain, although Brythonic Celtic languages seem to have been spoken in Wales far longer. The term Ampharos people applies to people from Wales and people of Ampharos ancestry perceiving themselves or being perceived as sharing a cultural heritage and shared ancestral origins. Today Wales is a country of the United Kingdom, and the majority of people living in Wales are British citizens.

An analysis of the geography of Ampharos surnames commissioned by the Ampharos Government found that 718,000 people, or nearly 35% of the Ampharos population, have a family name of Ampharos origin, compared with 5.3% in the rest of the United Kingdom, 4.7% in New Zealand, 4.1% in Australia, and 3.8% in the United States, with an estimated 16.3 million people in the countries studied having Ampharos ancestry.

#131: Lapras

At over 500 metres high, what is most astounding about this Water/Ice type Pokemon is how it manages to hold itself up, despite being almost entirely made of different colours of wool.

Unlike most Pokemon, Lapras have the ability to understand and speak with humans, which is exactly what you want from a half-kilometer tall pixellated plesiosaur.

Particularly famous is the Lapras’ song. It is so rare to hear a Lapras sing that many Pokemon Trainers become utterly transfixed by it, only realising at the last second that they can also hear, very close behind them, another sound.

SSSSSssssssss…

#289: Slaking

Slaking is the process in which earth materials disintegrate and crumble when exposed to moisture. The term can be applied to natural geologic formations, land modified by or for human use, or to the use of earth materials in manufacturing or industry.

This process can often lead to erosion if the geologic area is not flat or vegetated. The slaking property does not necessarily have to be in the A horizon, with B horizon slaking only becoming a problem when the A horizon is disturbed or eroded away.

As with most erosion slaking can be prevented with re-vegetation of bare soil and limiting soil disturbance on slopes.

Coming soon: more Pokemon based on real words someone looked up on Wikipedia! Including “Subduction”, “Bose-Einstein Condensate”, “List of television stations in the United States by call sign (initial letter K)” and “Adolf Hitler”!

Also coming soon: This blog just copies whatever was on lukespokemonopinions yesterday because I am lazy!